Saturday, 29 November 2008
Gift Ideas For The Holidays
The weekend after Thanksgiving is the first big shopping weekend of the holiday season. It is the time where everyone begins their own personal shopping odyssey in preparation for Christmas. Being the kind soul that I am, I have decided to help out and give you two excellent gift ideas for the season.
The first is a gift certificate for McDonalds. Nothing says I love you like the gift of obesity. If you don't like McDonalds, then I am sure your favorite fast food restaurant would be more than happy to provide you with their own special gift cards.
If that isn't enough, Planned Parenthood in Indiana is offering gift cards for their services. Nothing says I love you like telling someone they shouldn't have kids. And oh by the way, here is some money to make sure you don't have any kids. How special is it to be able to give the gift of an abortion for Christmas! I can't think of gift more in tune to the holiday season where we celebrate the birth of Christ than a gift certificate from Planned Parenthood.
I hope those two suggestions were helpful! As always, I wish everyone the best of luck in getting their shopping done this Christmas season.
The first is a gift certificate for McDonalds. Nothing says I love you like the gift of obesity. If you don't like McDonalds, then I am sure your favorite fast food restaurant would be more than happy to provide you with their own special gift cards.
If that isn't enough, Planned Parenthood in Indiana is offering gift cards for their services. Nothing says I love you like telling someone they shouldn't have kids. And oh by the way, here is some money to make sure you don't have any kids. How special is it to be able to give the gift of an abortion for Christmas! I can't think of gift more in tune to the holiday season where we celebrate the birth of Christ than a gift certificate from Planned Parenthood.
I hope those two suggestions were helpful! As always, I wish everyone the best of luck in getting their shopping done this Christmas season.
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